“Don’t tell him I told you this, but his real name is Jonathan.”
“Quoted.”
From Facebook: “Homosexuality is god’s way of insuring that the truly gifted aren’t burdened with children.” Hil. A. Rious!
“Quoted”
“It smells like an average of 7 point 5 inches here!” @ Wrangler, Beer Bust
“Quoted”
“Quoted” Guy#1: ” . . . alright, well have a good one” (as exiting) Guy#2: “Two if they’re small.” @ CCC
“Quoted”
“Do you smoke pot?” -”What’s your favorite color?” – Important questions one guy asks another @ Charlie’s.
“Quoted”
“Either he had a small dick, or I’m a little loose; because riding him was like being on the tea-cups at Disneyland.” – quoted @ – in my head.
“Quoted”
“Can you non-smokers give us some breathing room, please?” – At the Wrangler Beer Bust on the very crowded patio
“Quoted”
“I have blown more black men than Hurricane Katrina!” – at the bust
“Quoted”
“His cock was about the size of one of those hard Christmas candies. . . oh, the kind with the ‘goozey’ middle!” – Overheard at Boyztown
“Quoted”
Last night at VIVID: “I make ten dollars an hour. . . want to date?”
“Quoted”
At Boyztown no less than seven guys lined up, watching the strippers in awe. An observer says: “It’s like a fat kid watching cupcakes bake.”
At Dazbog
“What’s a blogger?” – Old faggot who hasn’t gotten out much.
At JR.’s
“I’m a total top, so don’t even think you’re going to fuck me.”
At Cherry Creek Shopping Center
Fag A. “I like to people watch…. Oh, he’s hot.” Fag B. “You don’t like to people watch, you like to man watch.”
At a private apartment Part III
“Look at me, I’m Chris, and I use big words like ‘monogamous’!” – A pretty drunk gay mocking his friend for being in a relationship. The pretty drunk gay is not in a relationship.
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